Comments for I Hate Lotus Notes

Comment on The Healing Process by SQL Dave

SQL Dave — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 22:08:11 +0000

You are my new hero.

Comment on The Healing Process by SQL Dave

SQL Dave — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 22:07:32 +0000

I wish I had a dime for every time I’ve said “This can’t be right, can it?” about a Slowtus Notes “feature”.

Comment on The Healing Process by Amy

Amy — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:27:12 +0000

HEY JOE WATT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment on The Healing Process by Chad

Chad — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:15:24 +0000

Another day of watching my email populate the screen 20 minutes after I type it and then spending another 20 fixing the stupid double consonants it auto populates while I watch my cursor lag around like a retarded dervish…..
I absolutely, completely, wholheartedly LOATHE this POS software. The user interface is soooo poor it’s practically punitive to use. If any Lotus/IBM staff ever reads this please understand, YOUR PRODUCT IS **** AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!

That DID feel good =)
C

Comment on The Healing Process by NoNotesDay

NoNotesDay — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 10:34:18 +0000

This F****** Lotus Notes 8.5 give me headhaches. I really love pressing usual shortkey like Ctrl+N to simply get nothing or the Ctrl+Tab to make Notes freezing for 5 min. I just read the IBM’s answer to this issue which is an IBM response: “Work as intended: Ctrl+Tab is not a key shortcut in Windows” F**** bast***s

Comment on The Healing Process by Thomas

Thomas — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 05:27:13 +0000

Do you suck ****s then?

Comment on The Healing Process by Drunk and Bitter Jesus

Drunk and Bitter Jesus — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 20:23:09 +0000

To borrow a line from an old politician:

If the Notes fanboys will stop lying about us, we will stop telling the truth about them.

Comment on The Healing Process by Shawn

Shawn — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:42:48 +0000

Steaming pile of s*** Lotus scrotes. Can’t search worth s***. Edit > Find only searches keyword within the highlighted column. Why? Don’t these idiot developers know that it is far more likely that what the user is looking for lies within the message body? Why not search there? Why do you have to go to View > Search This View to search within message body?

And why does the address book include middle initials while sorting alphabetically? Example, John B Smith will appear before John X Doe. Why? Who the heck remembers people’s middle initials?

AND WHY THE F*** after decades of being a steaming pile of s*** is Notes unable to group together mails with the same subjects while disregarding the prefix “Re:” and “Fw:”??? WHY?!?? What f*****g benefit can ANYONE have if you order all mails with “Re:” together without giving a **** about what the actual subject is? You’re telling me that in the decades that this steaming pile of @#%^ has existed, NO ONE within the requirements/dev team thought about or discovered that grouping messages that begin with “Re:” or “Fw:” does diddly squat? NOT. ONE. PERSON??? Where does IBM recruit its IT people, at the special olympics??? Seriously, everyone…EVERY single person who ever worked on Notes, who contributed in the slightest capacity towards making this steaming pile of s*** what it is can go f*** themselves.

Comment on The Healing Process by Mr I hate notes

Mr I hate notes — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:24:24 +0000

How about we just throw out Notes and use gmail.? It’s safer, works and user friendly….and free….

Comment on The Healing Process by Thomas

Thomas — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 10:18:37 +0000

Have you then been sucking ***** then?